Not me Monday
Oct. 27, 2009 No Comments Posted under: Uncategorized
I did not go to bed in my own bed and wake up hours later in Bug’s bed. I’m fully coherent and conscious, I definitely know how I got there. I certainly have never done anything like that before!
I did not secretly wonder if I really did have a brain tumor because of the weird smell I kept smelling and the fact that suddenly I could not make the number “3″ correctly if my life depended on it (for like a week). I also did not quietly wish I could call in sick just two more days, even if it was without pay.
Since I’m so extremely patient, I wouldn’t have lost patience with Bug when she hit her sister on the head for the billionth time that day. I’m a perfect mom, I wouldn’t have bopped her (lightly) on the head and devastate my child emotionally (we had a long talk about hitting and how it doesn’t feel very good. )
I also ran right out and bought pull-ups when the daycare teacher asked me to. Shoot, I’m rich, I wouldn’t let them provide them until payday.
Finally, my family does not think sample day at Costco a great family adventure.
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