May you have a day of pampering, indulgence, and general adoration!

How about just a chance to sleep in!

I know you are a beautiful bird, healthy with that beautiful brownish-orange chest puffed out.  I enjoyed watching you at first, but now…..it has got to stop!  I know you are madly in love with the bird in the mirror, so much so you are willing to spend HOURS looking at it.  You might even know that it’s yourself you are looking at, I’m almost positive you do.  It’s nice that you take the time to look at the bird in the other car’s mirror, but apparently it’s not quite as good as my 4Runner’s.   I really wouldn’t mind it so much that you spend time looking at yourself except….well, when you get so excited at seeingyour reflection you….hmmmm, how to put this delicately?  Well, you poop every time.  A constant rotation of sit on the window edge, fly to the mirror, get excitedd, land again and crap!   It’s so bad, I’m afraid the county is going to come back out and give us a hazardous waste violation. 

So for now, I suggest that you move on and see if you can find that gorgeous bird in another mirror ~ there are lots mirrors out there. 

Thank you!